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From the "I can't believe it's not Onion" files... Aug. 15th, 2006 07:31 am
1) Arabs and Muslims should be subjected to racial profiling because Islam is a âœJohnny-come-latelyâ religion and Muslims âœpray to someone who wants to kill you.â

(If, as regards religion, the Old Ones are the best, why isn't he praying to Cthulu?)

2) "Might Some Argue That Lamont (Democratic Senate Nominee, CT)... Is The al Qaeda Candidate?"

("Well they might, if subjected to repeated blows to the head. Let's try this out.")

From: meico
Date: August 15th, 2006 - 10:09 am (Link)
Wow! Those are impressive.

If, as regards religion, the Old Ones are the best, why isn't he praying to Cthulu?

But then it wouldn't be a "Johnny-come-lately" religion and his entire iron clad argument would suddenly come into question. They call 'em the Old Ones for a reason. ;P
From: scixual
Date: August 15th, 2006 - 12:35 pm (Link)
That guy's just a nut. He was interviewed on the Daily Show once, too. Nut.
From: webcowgirl
Date: August 15th, 2006 - 03:28 pm (Link)
I think I'm not going to be able to read posts like this until after my second cup of tea, at least if I'm having a good morning.