Acting by MFI.
Characterisation by Hanna-Barbera.
Special effects by Crayola, Magna Doodle and Exchem.
Artistic consultant: Rolf Harris.
Scenery by Ikea.
Winkies by Xerox and d_floorlandmine.
Racial sensitivity consultant: Martin Bashir.
Scene shifting by Trotter Trading.
Munchkins by St Winifred's School Choir.
Celebrity support by Gary Wilmot.
Flower Arrangements by the St Trinian's Horticultural Club.
Balloon effects by Porn & Dunwoody.