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| Funniest thing on the web | Oct. 22nd, 2008 03:51 pm | |
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http://www.peta.org/sea_kittens/about.asp (found by  silenttex)Rumours are that Peta are planning to drop millions of pairs of fish-sized kitty ears in the ocean. How the fish are supposed to put them on without thumbs, or for that matter any form of prehensile limbs, is as yet unknown. | ||
cavalorn has suggested, in a comment on Arkady's journal, a thoroughly sensible idea: Tapeworms now to be known as 'arse kittens'...Re: I refer you to the reply given by the Honourable GentlemanFrom:steerDate: October 22nd, 2008 - 02:57 pm (Link) |
I bet that catches on as well as my attempt to get people to see the fun side of public lice by calling them "The amazing crotch monkeys".
Re: I refer you to the reply given by the Honourable GentlemanFrom:wechslerDate: October 22nd, 2008 - 03:08 pm (Link) |
public lice ?!?!
Heh... ooops... yes, I appear to have got the ACL for those lice wrong. I clearly type public much more often than pubic. Obviously I'm an open type of person.
As I'm working on some DB code at the moment, I keep finding that my fingers are quite capable of typing 'select' instead of 'delete', entirely of their own volition.
I'm not going to speculate on how ACL errors to the affected area might be a cause of the problem in the first place.
I'm not going to speculate on how ACL errors to the affected area might be a cause of the problem in the first place.
Hah -- I just went over to look at some previous comparison I'd made with computer based access lists and had made the same damned typo
"A simple ruleset like "PUBLIC_LICE=DENY, PREGNANCY=DENY, AIDS= DENY, RAW_SEXUAL_EXPERIENCE=ALLOW (ATTRACTIVE PARTNERS ONLY)" would sort out the whole damn thing."
from
http://www.richardclegg.org/new/musings/condoms.html.
Going to fix that now.
"A simple ruleset like "PUBLIC_LICE=DENY, PREGNANCY=DENY, AIDS= DENY, RAW_SEXUAL_EXPERIENCE=ALLOW (ATTRACTIVE PARTNERS ONLY)" would sort out the whole damn thing."
from
http://www.richardclegg.org/new/musings/condoms.html.
Going to fix that now.
| From: deliberateblank Date: October 22nd, 2008 - 06:33 pm (Link) |
Better that than the other way round...
I think, instead, we should call kittens "land trout".
PETA cracks me upFrom:webcowgirlDate: October 22nd, 2008 - 03:04 pm (Link) |
And if they'd been Sea Puppies, they wouldn't have been able to say, "No one anywhere eats Sea Puppies!" because everyone knows that people will eat dogs!
Of course they're neglecting the plight of the piles of kittens gassed to death for population control ... then again, back in they old days, THEY were fed to the fishes, by the sack full! At least fish don't go to waste.
Of course they're neglecting the plight of the piles of kittens gassed to death for population control ... then again, back in they old days, THEY were fed to the fishes, by the sack full! At least fish don't go to waste.
Re: PETA cracks me upFrom:dreamsewingDate: October 22nd, 2008 - 03:50 pm (Link) |
and the fish get revenge in the end. Did I ever tell about when my granduncle was cremated, and we scattered his ashes all over the SF Bay from a boat. and then the ducks and teh fishes ATE HIM!
| From: dreamsewing Date: October 22nd, 2008 - 03:52 pm (Link) |
*snort*
I made a Sea Kitten.
I picked a Tuna.
I named her Maggie, short for Maguro.
Which is my favorite kind of sushi.
:)
I made a Sea Kitten.
I picked a Tuna.
I named her Maggie, short for Maguro.
Which is my favorite kind of sushi.
:)
| From: webcowgirl Date: October 22nd, 2008 - 07:14 pm (Link) |
I also picked tuna, because they are the most tasty!
I refer you to the reply given by the Honourable Gentleman
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