/me ties his OSX box to a chair and shines a spotlight in its face
"And just *WHY* were you running a DHCP server?!?!"
For some reason it's neccessary that the label on my edam states "CONTAINS MILK".
Well, yes... did I need to be told that?
I think I'd better go check the yoghurts...
..and my legs, having realised this, have congealed into one large solid lump.
Maybe I've been overdoing it ;)