Egads. NTL has spawned a "dating channel". Which apparently consists of badly recorded videoclips played above an IRC dating channel. The videos feature such gems as a bloke torn straight from "Kevin and Perry Go Large (with hat from the same movie) issuing such poetic declarations as:
Yeah, and I'm open-minded like, and when it comes to talkin', I'm as smooth as fuckin' silk, me.
And the plumber's just called, and wants to come round *now* so he can get stuff fixed before I go to work. Which is fine, but means I don't get a shower.
I may just have to take one afterwards and hit work late.