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Meme. Guess who's bored as hell? Aug. 5th, 2003 03:33 pm
Pick up the nearest book and write a sentence at random from it:

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(I'm at work, what did you expect, poetry?)

Do you like having your picture taken?
Yes, unless I'm looking particularly crap.

Ever bought a CD for just one song?
Frequently, and I only ever buy albums; generally this has worked pretty well.

Do you read your horoscope?
No.

If you could only talk to one person online, who would that be?
I tend to speak to most of the important people in my life IRL or by email, rather than real-time chat.

What colour is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
Grey-blue

Do you find you use Internet language when writing notes in real life?
No. Although I very rarely write notes, or indeed anything - my handwriting skills are getting noticeably worse with every passing year. (that's denny's answer, but mine's the same)

When you're talking do you ever use your hands to do quotation marks in the air when saying certain words?
Only if I'm ripping the piss.

Ever seriously questioned your sanity?
Not sure I ever stop.

When you dream do you see what's happening in a character's view or a camera type view?
Mine, generally; I'm always me when I dream.

Have you ever kept a New Year's resolution?
Most of them, yes, but I don't seem to have made any this year.

Who has the best taste in music out of all your friends?
Not hugely familiar with most people's tastes, but I like more of duranorak's stuff than she probably realises.

What was your school mascot?
is about the closest you'll get to a mascot.

Do you wish your teeth were whiter?
No, but I wish my gums would stop mucking about.

Do you laugh at your own jokes?
Only at the pain they inflict on others.

What word instantly makes you smile/laugh?
Nothing springs to mind.

When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness?
You can have both, y'know. But probably the latter.

Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone?
Doubt it. Comments?

How many phone numbers do you have remembered and can say off the top of your head?
About half a dozen or so - family ones, my own, FD, and bloody Eurolet.

What was the best Halloween costume you ever had?
don't tend to dress up for it.

Do you cry when you laugh?
Only in cases of extreme pain.

Can you limbo?
Unlikely

You're a vampire; what's worse, never seeing a photo/reflection of yourself, never being able to eat or drink what's not blood, or never seeing sunlight again?
Probably the reflection bit. That'd really fuck with my identity.

Do you say random stuff like "I like Snickers" when you are having a conversation about something totally different?
No

Have you ever hacked into somebody else's email?
Not as such-well-sortof. Never without consent or need.

Do spelling errors bother you?
Yes, in all cases, but especially when I make them.

Name all Teletubbies right now:
Fookoff

Would you ever call someone a racist name?
No

Do you think Vlad is a cool name?
No

Did you know it is Dracula's first name?
Was. We have tenses in English, you know.

What do you think is going to take over humans and rule the world?
Apathy, bigotry, idiocy, or dust.

What is your IQ?
Anywhere from 130-160, AFAIK

Have you ever killed your own dinner?
Not intentionally.

Would you prefer a spork or a spoon and fork?
Now there's a marketing niche that didn't need opening.

If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
Havign recently concluded that my oyster card is in fact a compressed smurf, I have to assuem they don't tend to change colour much.

Papa Smurf: loveable grandfather or crack-selling pimp?
Probably

Favourite of the seven dwarves?
Get a grip

Do you like Wayne or Garth better?
No

What do you think of gold teeth?
I'm trying to avoid them

Ever laughed so hard that what you were drinking spewed out of your nose?
Not recently

Got milk?
Not on me, no. Think I need to buy some before I get home though.

Wasn't Josie and the Pussycats a stupid movie?
No. We need more chixx0rs in cat outfits.

Wasn't Shrek an awesome movie?
The Matrix movies were awesome. Shrek was just very good.

What did you think of the movie Turner and Hooch?
Doubt I've seen it.

Have you ever checked out your own arse?
Yup. Well, everyone else does.

What time did you wake up today?
0700

Have you ever dissected a frog?
No

Do you eat to live or live to eat?
Eat to live; I like good food, but there are more important things to do with life.

Would you eat SPAM for £5?
No, although I'd eat it free if served it. If I'm going to be for sale, it'll cost a lot more than that.

What's your favourite kind of muffin?
Choc chip

Would you like enough crackers to last you a year?
That'd be none, then.

Would you like enough beatings to last you a lifetime?
If suitably rationed and delivered.

Is the only way you can dance in a dark room with a strobe light?
No. I hate, loathe and abhor strobe lights, often at the same time.

Have you ever written poetry?
Yes, but not recently. I'm told I'm quite good with words.

What is the worst grade you have ever got on a test?
Probably 0 on uni maths tests. They couldn;t be arsed to teach us and I certainly couldn't teach myself.

How long have you been living at your current residence?
Two months

Do you like children under 10?
Only for limited periods of time; the few kids of that age I do know, I'm actually quite impressed by.

Have you ever babysat (outside your own family)?
Not AFAIK.

Have you ever fallen off a chair?
Probably.

Do you ever take stuff home with you from a hotel room?
No

What is your dream kiss like?
One I'm not likely to feel for a while, I suspect.

The most romantic thing anyone has done for you was:
Pass.

From: feanelwa
Date: August 5th, 2003 - 08:21 am (Link)
"Serve and obey"? Slightly appropriate now in an D/S context (I know about the small letter and I am being awkward) but shit to be told when you're 12, I would think. If I were to start a school its motto would be "Sit down and think about it".

Typo under the poetry question.

If you call me a chiXX0r I may have to kill you, you know.

From: kaet
Date: August 5th, 2003 - 08:46 am (Link)
3.2.15 "chown" in programming perl, first sentence. :)
From: wechsler
Date: August 5th, 2003 - 08:53 am (Link)
You scare me.
From: dennyd
Date: August 5th, 2003 - 09:14 am (Link)
*rotfl*

*standing ovation*