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What the cryptographer did next Mar. 18th, 2002 01:38 pm
This, apparently

From: ciphergoth
Date: March 18th, 2002 - 05:53 am (Link)
astonishing.

Bit Commitment Blues
by Mike Stay

You think I got zero knowledge, but I know you done me wrong.
Just commit to me baby, so's I can sing a happier song!
One bit of commitment, that's all I really need,
So send me your hashed answer and the random seed.

I got the bit commitment, bit commitment blues.
I got the (thump thump hmmm...) bit commitment blues.

I ain't oblivious, darlin', and honey, I ain't blind.
Don't need sublim'nal channels to read your cheatin' mind.
I'll share a secret with you: I know you hand out a public key.
But why's it to the apartment that you're sharin' with me?

I got the bit commitment, bit commitment blues.
I got the (thump thump hmmm...) bit commitment blues.

You say you love me, baby, but you flirt with other guys.
You say you want me, honey, but I see you wink your eye.
You say you need me, Alice, now forgive me if I sob;
You know my name is Charlie, so quit hangin' out with Bob!

I got the bit commitment, bit commitment blues.
I got the (thump thump hmmm...) bit commitment blues.

To which I can only reply...

From: wechsler
Date: March 18th, 2002 - 05:57 am (Link)
*boggle*