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Can someone give me a damn good reason... Apr. 3rd, 2002 04:22 pm
... why it isn't Friday yet?

Damn Good Reasons Of Our Time, #3

From: adjectivemarcus
Date: April 3rd, 2002 - 07:25 am (Link)
Evil monkeys have attached the end of the week to a team of horses and are slowly pulling it away from us. Whenever the horses tire the end of the week seems to be getting closer, but if you're finely tuned to the sound of monkeys cracking whips you can just make out the noise each time it is pulled sharply away from us.

"Another assignment? But I ... wait, what was that eeking noise?"

Re: Damn Good Reasons Of Our Time, #3

From: wechsler
Date: April 3rd, 2002 - 07:28 am (Link)
From this I can only assume that you are attuned to the sound of monkeys cracking whips. I'm now wondering if asking why would be a good idea.