The world has gone horribly, horribly wrong. - Grin with cat attached
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The world has gone horribly, horribly wrong. Feb. 25th, 2005 06:25 pm

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From: flewellyn
Date: February 26th, 2005 - 01:05 am (Link)
How about the USB vibrator?
From: mrz80
Date: February 26th, 2005 - 04:51 pm (Link)
I'd be more concerned about a vibrator with an ethernet port and a public IP address
From: arkady
Date: February 25th, 2005 - 06:40 pm (Link)
I never had one of those little EZ-bake ovens as a child - I got to make real cakes in a proper oven from about 7 onwards.

I wonder if this thing is really a good idea - just how hot do you suppose it gets? And baking stuff releases moisture - which can't do your PC any good when it condenses on the inside of the case and drips onto the motherboard....
From: zotz
Date: February 25th, 2005 - 06:43 pm (Link)
Dear God.

That's wonderful terrible fantastic atrocious amazing shocking gorgeous abysmal just weird.
(no subject) - (Anonymous)
From: achanchinou
Date: February 25th, 2005 - 07:20 pm (Link)
I'm shocked! Shocked! Why are we the only two people who've admitted to actually wanting to get one (as opposed to going "that's tempting because of the kawaii factor") :)
(no subject) - (Anonymous)
From: redcountess
Date: February 25th, 2005 - 09:17 pm (Link)
Well you know that the G5 Macs are water cooled, don't you? I'm sure a physicist could work out some way of using the heat generated by a cpu to generate the steam - I know somebody has fried an egg on one before.
From: mrz80
Date: February 26th, 2005 - 04:54 pm (Link)
I've seen pictures of the tankers in the Afrika Korps in WW2 frying eggs and bacon for breakfast on the fenders of their tanks. Just imagine riding around *INSIDE* one of those metal boxes full of hot stinky gasses from the rounds you've just fired off...
From: achanchinou
Date: February 26th, 2005 - 08:45 pm (Link)
Hot water spigot on the water cooler + small french press + coffee grounds in sealed tub on the desk... ;)
From: mrz80
Date: February 26th, 2005 - 04:55 pm (Link)
I dunno. Would a PopTart fit in it without having to trim the crust?
From: shadowdaddy
Date: February 25th, 2005 - 06:59 pm (Link)
Half the appeal of having to get up to go toast a muffin is that I have to get up and away from the screen for a few minutes.

That said, I totally want one.
(no subject) - (Anonymous)
From: shadowdaddy
Date: February 25th, 2005 - 07:36 pm (Link)
I think of it as the "watched pot" theory. As soon as I leave my desk I'll get a slew of messages and voicemails, and when I come back my previously mellow and boring morning will be all busy and stressed.

...wait, maybe that's not such a good thing...
From: daevid
Date: February 25th, 2005 - 08:30 pm (Link)
Do i take it then that version two would have an ejectable tray ;)

Be careful where you put your DVDs...
From: mrz80
Date: February 26th, 2005 - 04:55 pm (Link)
Funny, I'd have said this was evidence that something might still be right with the world.