The world has gone horribly, horribly wrong. - Grin with cat attached — LiveJournal
|| The world has gone horribly, horribly wrong.
||Feb. 25th, 2005 06:25 pm|
How about the USB vibrator?
I'd be more concerned about a vibrator with an ethernet port and a public IP address
wonderful terrible fantastic atrocious amazing shocking gorgeous abysmal just weird.
I'm shocked! Shocked! Why are we the only two people who've admitted to actually wanting to get one (as opposed to going "that's tempting because of the kawaii factor") :)
Well you know that the G5 Macs are water cooled, don't you? I'm sure a physicist could work out some way of using the heat generated by a cpu to generate the steam - I know somebody has fried an egg on one before
I've seen pictures of the tankers in the Afrika Korps in WW2 frying eggs and bacon for breakfast on the fenders of their tanks. Just imagine riding around *INSIDE* one of those metal boxes full of hot stinky gasses from the rounds you've just fired off...
Hot water spigot on the water cooler + small french press + coffee grounds in sealed tub on the desk... ;)
I dunno. Would a PopTart fit in it without having to trim the crust?
Half the appeal of having to get up to go toast a muffin is that I have to get up and away from the screen for a few minutes.
That said, I totally want one.
I think of it as the "watched pot" theory. As soon as I leave my desk I'll get a slew of messages and voicemails, and when I come back my previously mellow and boring morning will be all busy and stressed.
...wait, maybe that's not such a good thing...
Do i take it then that version two would have an ejectable tray ;)
Be careful where you put your DVDs...
Funny, I'd have said this was evidence that something might still be right with the world.