I bet they're having a whale of a time..
And these people are allowed to vote?
Has the almighty run out of paper or something?
You are ofishally banned from punning...
I don't want to Carp, but Salmon-thing about it seems a bit Fishy to me. Dace-say it's the work of Allah, but the Plaice-ing of the scales Cod be entirely coincidental, or have been rearranged by some Dab hand at fish decoration.