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Punchlines to very odd jokes from your childhood Jun. 10th, 2006 09:25 am
(it's ursulav's fault again...)

"It sits on a leaf and waits for autumn."

Your turn.


explanation: 6.5 hours' sleep, 'cos it's too hot


ETA This is *fun*. More please, preferably clean; I might even set up a website for this :)

Thanks folks! :)
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From: oilrig
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 08:59 am (Link)
A pig with a flicknife?
From: ciphergoth
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 11:39 am (Link)
The Financial Times crossword.
From: yagfox
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 10:46 am (Link)
A fridge in a lift.
From: the_maenad
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 11:23 am (Link)
All the giraffes have been pushed out onto the floor.
From: valkyriekaren
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 12:33 pm (Link)
It was waterproof.
From: kelemvor
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 01:24 pm (Link)
You don't; you get down from a duck.
From: drdoug
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 01:45 pm (Link)
Footprints in the butter.
From: oilrig
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 02:55 pm (Link)
So they can hide upside down in bowls of custard.
From: artremis
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 03:10 pm (Link)
a nun on a washing machine.
From: redcountess
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 03:26 pm (Link)
A frog in a blender.
From: reddragdiva
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 05:04 pm (Link)
You fuck her.
From: oilrig
Date: June 10th, 2006 - 05:35 pm (Link)
Well if we're going into the smutty jokes:

I couldn't even get on the bed