From the "I can't believe it's not Onion" files... - Grin with cat attached
|From the "I can't believe it's not Onion" files...||Aug. 15th, 2006 07:31 am|
1) Arabs and Muslims should be subjected to racial profiling because Islam is a âœJohnny-come-latelyâ religion and Muslims âœpray to someone who wants to kill you.â|
(If, as regards religion, the Old Ones are the best, why isn't he praying to Cthulu?)
2) "Might Some Argue That Lamont (Democratic Senate Nominee, CT)... Is The al Qaeda Candidate?"
("Well they might, if subjected to repeated blows to the head. Let's try this out.")