Thank god they've finally found a replacement for those outmoded analogue rectal massages.
Perhaps this should have been written up in the Anals of Improbable Research?
Fesmire remarks at the end, "An orgasm results in incredible stimulation of the vagus nerve. From now on, I will be recommending sex – culminating with orgasm – as the cure-all for intractable hiccups."
Now to my mind he's not made the obvious link between his original route of stimulation of the vagus nerve and this one, which would be a sure fire solution. We also know that surprise can cure hiccups. Yes, you heard it here first: unexpected anal sex to orgasm is obviously the ultimate cure for hiccups.