Scientists at CERN - Grin with cat attached
|Scientists at CERN||Oct. 13th, 2006 10:27 pm|
have apparently accidentally created a substance, known as protonium, that combines protons *and* anti-protons.|
Certain staff exposed to this substance have reported some strange side effects, including laser beams firing from their eyes, and the ability to fly.
I may have made that last bit up.