This image could take some explaining... - Grin with cat attached — LiveJournal
|| This image could take some explaining...
||Dec. 28th, 2006 05:40 pm|
http://blog.scifi.com/tech/archives/2006/12/28/protect_you_sna.html (NSFW unless you're a convincing fast talker)
but it's just a banana cover - what's so rude about that? *innocent look*
Nothing! Bananas are wonderfully nutritious. When eating one in public, one should be sure to unpeel it slowly and eat it with great care, taking the time to taste and savour it in all its wonderfulness. To set a good example, of course.
Obviously. I also always make sure to test it's firmness by sliding as much in my mouth as I can without damaging the surface, and test the taste by slowly licking up and down it
And never use your teeth - it could teach young people uncouth habits. Always use your lips.
Note also that fluttering your eyelashes in sensual delight at the fulfulling banananess of the banana is entirely proper.
of course, I always do that too. And then lick my lips in appreciation afterwards
Indeed - one does not wish to miss one drop of fruity goodness. Always then ask "Please sir, may I have another?"
You know, I've never had the good fortune to investigate if it's possible to eat too many bananas in one sitting.
I bought a banana case for Conflux for Christmas, solely for the amusement it would generate under the Christmas tree...